Leader of the Free Worl Goober reveals exit strategy.
Bush escape plan thwarted by locked door
Manly, straight-shootin' war preznit bravely ran away away…
Irked by a reporter who told him he seemed to be "off his game," President Petulance sought to make a hasty exit from a news conference but was thwarted by locked doors.
The reporter he called on critiqued Bush's performance earlier in the day when he stood next to Hu in the Great Hall of the People on Tiananmen Square to deliver a statement.
"Respectfully, sir, in your statement this morning with President Hu, you seemed a little off your game, you seemed to hurry through your statement. There was a lack of enthusiasm. Was something bothering you?" he asked.
"Hu? Have you ever heard of jet lag?" Bush responded. "Well, good. That answers your question. Phththththth! Neener!"
When the reporter asked for "a very quick follow-up," Bush cut him off by thanking the press corps and telling the reporter "No you may not," as he strode toward a set of double doors leading out of the room.
The only problem was that they were locked.
The reporter he called on critiqued Bush's performance earlier in the day when he stood next to Hu in the Great Hall of the People on Tiananmen Square to deliver a statement.
"Respectfully, sir, in your statement this morning with President Hu, you seemed a little off your game, you seemed to hurry through your statement. There was a lack of enthusiasm. Was something bothering you?" he asked.
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When the reporter asked for "a very quick follow-up," Bush cut him off by thanking the press corps and telling the reporter "No you may not," as he strode toward a set of double doors leading out of the room.
The only problem was that they were locked.
Crooks and Liars has the video. It's hysterical.
- via KillerTomato and Sapas999.
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