November 8, 2005

Rethugs announce probe into national security leak
No, not that one.

House Speaker Denny 'yes, Mr DeLay' Hastert and Senate Majority Leader/insider-trader/douchebag Bill Frist have announced an investigation into who spilled the beans regarding the misadministration's secret international torture camps, even though there are no such thing, and we don't torture people anyway, even if there were.

Look, squirrels!

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