December 15, 2005



Bush backs Rumsfeld, Cheney, Rove
Thinks Superman could beat up Batman in a fair fight, Tom DeLay is innocent, and wants Santa to bring him a unicorn for Christmas.

Leader of the free world Tipsy McStaggers told Fox News that his man-nannies are all doing a "heck of a job" and said he hoped indicted scumbag Tom DeLay would regain his post as House majority leader, "cause I like him."

"He's neat!"

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