December 21, 2005




"It's a good thing the [Iraqi parliament] elections didn't happen a year or two ago - having 30,000 fewer voters will make the ballot count a lot easier."



Cheney to critics: arrrrrrr!
You pussies! We're at war! You're all gonna die! Go fuck yourself, terrist-lovers!

VP Dick Cheney predicted a backlash against critics of the misadministration's spying on American citizens as he 'forcefully defended' a program that both Democrats and republicans say may have exceeded the Boy King's powers. He "guessed" that a "vast majority of the American people support" their efforts to subvert the Constitutionally-guaranteed rights of privacy and liberty of the American people.

Warm up the smear machine!


"You don't need BOTH kneecaps, do you, punk?"
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