Jesus Christ
Having ended the War on Terra, poverty, and fixed our schools, the House will be voting on a resolution expressing support for "the symbols and traditions of Christmas" today, and praising Tony Stewart for winning the Nextel Cup.
Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said, "This is possibly the silliest bill ever* presented to the United States Congress.
"If they honestly think there's some kind of war against Santa Claus or the baby Jesus, they are just not getting out enough."
*except for the "freedom fries" one
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December 15, 2005
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