January 5, 2006

Abramoff’s heart-felt apology
"I'm so sorry I got caught!"

"Your honor, words will not be able to ever express how sorry I am for this, and I have profound regret and sorrow for the multitude of mistakes and harm I have caused. I only hope that I can merit forgiveness from the Almighty and from those I have wronged or caused to suffer. I will work hard to earn that redemption."
What a #ucking laugh. The Almighty may forgive you but you're still a #ucking crook. Save a spot in FPMITA prison for your close personal friend Tommy-boy, asswipe. Mwwwaaaaaa!


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