January 10, 2006

"A fine upstanding person"
... and a great kisser!

House rethug and brain-transplant hopeful Dana Rohrabacher defends indicted crook Jack Abramoff, who pleaded guilty last week to federal conspiracy, tax evasion and mail fraud charges.

"They're portraying Jack as a monster. I see him more as a good person who's done bad things and has to be punished for doing bad things," Rohrabacher, a longtime friend of Abramoff, said in an interview. "I think that a lot of other things that have been characterized as corruption on the part of Abramoff are actually standard operating procedures for lobbying in Washington, DC."
"Just look at me!" So that makes it all right then!

Fun fact: Dana's longtime friend Jackyboy has agreed to tell the FBI about the 'alleged' bribes to as many as 20 repuke members of Congress and their aides.

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