WTF Is It Now?!?

Gag! Tastefully, though!
Are you effing kidding me? This is some kind of joke, right?

It was a dark and stormy night when hapless wifey-poo Martha-Ann Boohooner sidled her matronly backside into the third circle of Hell that was the confirmation hearing...

"There was something charmingly awkward about [Martha-Ann Boomgartner-scAlito's] blue cardigan. A cable-knit cardigan! At a Senate hearing! The sweater has all those connotations of Dan Rather informality, softness, ease and grandmotherly coziness. It is the antithesis of power and strength. The sweater was also baby blue. That isn't clothing as armor, but clothing as security blanket. Remember Linus? It was as though the nominee's wife had quietly brought her own binky into the room. But then, who couldn't use a little comfort during such a public ordeal?"

- Robin Givhan, who was actually paid by the WaComPo to write such fucking tripe.