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In other news...

"Doctors in Israel are now slowly drawing Prime Minister Ariel Sharon out of his coma to see what his remaining brain function is. Political experts say it is unlikely someone could run a country with a severe loss of brain activity. I beg to differ." - Leno, in between Clinton's cock jokes.

Comatose Sharon opens eyes; significance unclear - headline at Yahoo News this morning.
Bush wakes up, opens eyes; significance unclear - headline at WTF.

Brazilian astronauts to visit Space Station. Bush asks how they'll fit that many up there.

"Jack Abramoff and his deeply religious right-wing cronies express their "biblical worldview" by swindling Indian tribes and bribing legislators. Verily, mysterious are the ways of the Lord." - Joe Conason.