Yes, Mr President - what makes you so awesome?
Mr President, why do your critics hate America?
Mr.President, your administration seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train... why are you so popular?
Mr President, are you a great President or the greatest President?
Mr President, Leviticus 55.5 says it's OK to kill Democrats. When can we start?
Smirky McStupid to field unscripted questions from an audience... a hand-picked, invitation-only audience.
Mr. President, I have a multiple choice question for you. Which of the following do not damage your credibility?
a. The Downing Street Memo
b. The disappearance of records related to your National Guard service
c. The discrepancy between your predictions of the outcome of the Iraq War and reality
d. The fact that you championed privatization of Social Security even after confessing it wouldn't help
e. Changing your stance on consequences for persons involved in disclosure of Valerie Plame's identity
f. Changing your stance on the importance of bin Laden
g. Difficulty in defining the word "sovereignty"
h. Appointing a former head of the Arabian Horse Association to be head of FEMA
i. Claiming to want a "culture of life" while championing the death penalty
j. Photos taken of yourself with Jack Abramoff
k. Your longtime friendship with Ken Lay, former CEO of Enron
l. Harken Energy.
m. Use of anti-homosexual bigotry in every election in which you've been a candidate
n. Replacement of a small budget surplus with the largest budget deficit in history (in Texas and at the federal level)
o. Reading My Pet Goat while America was under attack.
- Cowboy Spencer.a. The Downing Street Memo
b. The disappearance of records related to your National Guard service
c. The discrepancy between your predictions of the outcome of the Iraq War and reality
d. The fact that you championed privatization of Social Security even after confessing it wouldn't help
e. Changing your stance on consequences for persons involved in disclosure of Valerie Plame's identity
f. Changing your stance on the importance of bin Laden
g. Difficulty in defining the word "sovereignty"
h. Appointing a former head of the Arabian Horse Association to be head of FEMA
i. Claiming to want a "culture of life" while championing the death penalty
j. Photos taken of yourself with Jack Abramoff
k. Your longtime friendship with Ken Lay, former CEO of Enron
l. Harken Energy.
m. Use of anti-homosexual bigotry in every election in which you've been a candidate
n. Replacement of a small budget surplus with the largest budget deficit in history (in Texas and at the federal level)
o. Reading My Pet Goat while America was under attack.
Mr. President, what are those guys with submachineguns doing i.... ack! Gahhhhh! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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