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"Dennis Morrisseau, Republican candidate for congress in Vermont writes:LOL
"'This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address fall on the same day. It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog.'"
I would've gotten tanked if it weren't for Cheney's hypno-tie and all the NyQuil I was downing.
"Freedom" was mentioned 17 times, ironically.
It's now weapons of mass murder, because everybody just laughs in disbelief when "weapons of mass destruction" are mentioned.
And forget 'man-on-dog' - we obviously have to start worrying about man-dog hybrids. Possibly even armed with WMM.
He lied about FISA again. And how effective his warrantless wiretapping has been. Hint: not.
When Bunnypants said "we will not sit back and wait to be hit again," he must have been referring to how he sat back on his month-long vacation despite being warned on August 6, 2001 that 'Bin Laden determined to attack inside the US.'
"Each of us has made a pledge to be worthy of public responsibility – and that is a pledge we must never forget, never dismiss, and never betray.” O rly. So when are you going to start?
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