February 7, 2006

Scott, you ignorant slut
Hero/patriot Helen Thomas drops the N-bomb on WH spokesliar Snott McClellan:

Q: Does the president think he should obey the law? He put his hand on the Bible twice to uphold the Constitution. Wiretapping is not legal under the circumstances without a warrant.

MCCLELLAN: Well, I guess you didn't pay attention to the attorney general's hearing earlier today, because he walked through very clearly the rationale behind this program.

Q: There is no rationale --

MCCLELLAN: And Helen, I think you have to ask --

Q: -- (inaudible, possibly "oh God, here it comes...") -- the law.

MCCLELLAN: I think you have ask are we -- well, he's not -- are we a nation at war.

Q: That's not the question.

MCCLELLAN: No, that is the issue here.

Q: The question is, the point is, there are means for him to go to -- get a warrant to spy on people.

MCCLELLAN: Enemy surveillance is critical to waging and winning war. It's one of the traditional tools of war.

Q: But he says he doesn't have running room --

MCCLELLAN: The attorney general outlined very clearly today how previous administrations have used the same authority --

Q: That doesn't make it legal.

MCCLELLAN: -- and cited the same -- and cited the very same authority.

Q: (Inaudible, possibly "Jebus K Fuckenstein") -- they broke the law, that's too bad.

MCCLELLAN: And we're going to continue doing everything we can --

Q: You know what happened to Nixon when he broke the law.

MCCLELLAN: -- within our power to protect the American people. This is a very different circumstance, and you know that.

Q: No, I don't. You short-fingered, fascistic a-hole.

Fun fact: "Intelligence officers who eavesdropped on thousands of Americans under authority from [Squinty McStaggers] have dismissed nearly all of them as potential suspects" in any kind of terrist activity.

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