March 28, 2006

Bush backs Abramoff-linked senator
Preznit Dumbass expressed support during a fundraiser Monday for craven moron Conrad Burns, who has received $150,000 from corrupt, indicted rethug lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

That made no difference to Smirky McStupid, however:

"He's the kind of person the people of Montana need here. They need somebody who's steadfast when it comes to defending the country, who's wise about how we spend your money," the drooling monkey Bush said.
Jebus. Does he even know what he's talking about? Does he even pay attention to what he's saying? Or does some minion just hand him the talking point and a mic after winding him up for the day?

Fun fact: according to a recent article in Vanity Fair, Abramoff said Burns had been "especially cooperative." I can almost hear the good senator replying "... bitch set me up."

Fun fact II: 'steadfast when it comes to defending the country'? WTF?? The man's an idiotic, racist jerk, not a #ucking Rambo:

In 1991, Burns shocked lobbyists when he invited them to a slave auction after voting for a civil rights bill.

In 1994, Burns told the editorial board of the Bozeman Chronicle that when asked by a constituent, "How can you live back there in Washington, DC with all those niggers?" he replied, "[It's] a hell of a challenge." When he was asked about the use of the racial slur, he said: "I don't know. I never gave it much thought."

In 1997, Burns referred to Yellowstone National Park's superintendent as a "jughead" because of the park's bison management.

On February 17, 1999 Burns referred to Arabs as "ragheads".

In 2000, he offended a Billings woman when he pointed to her nose ring and asked her what tribe she was from.

In September 2005, Burns reportedly told a Northwest Airlines flight attendant worried about losing her job that she could stay at home and be a mother if she lost her job to outsourcing.

On December 21, 2005 Burns stated that "We've got to remember that the people who first hit us in 9/11 entered this country through Canada." Canadian ambassador Frank McKenna demanded an apology.

In late February 2006, Burns said President Bush has a skull of "solid granite."

Well, he got one thing right.

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