March 7, 2006

VP shoots off his mouth again
Murderous rampaging cyborg comes out of hiding to announce six more weeks of winter, shoot someone in face - wait, that isn't right.

Dick "dick" Cheney threatens Iran with invasion and asswhomping "meaningful consequences" if it "persists in defying the international community" over nooculer weaponry.

Cheney, speaking to the pro-Israel lobbying group AIPAC, also reaffirmed that the Bush misadministration, suffering in the polls, was keeping all options on the table - including military force - in its determination to prevent a bloodbath in Novem Iran from developing nuclear arms.

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