WTF Is It Now?!?

It's Earle-mas!
One of the most powerful thugs in DC is quitting both his re-election race and Congress.

Indicted on campaign finance charges, corrupt scumbag Tom DeLay insisted he was innocent and vowed to stay in Congress. Last night he announced he would be turning tail stepping down from his seat by late May or June.

Mr. DeLay, who abandoned his efforts to hold onto his position as majority leader earlier this year after the indictment of former ally Jack Abramoff, was seeking re-election as vindication. But he told selected colleagues that, facing the possibility of defeat, he had decided not to try to hold on to his House seat.

.. but hold on to his ass instead. Flip-flop! Chickenshit aish-hole! What are you so afraid of, Tom?! LOLOL

"And although I felt, I feel that I could have won the race, I just felt like I didn't want to risk the seat and that I can do more on the outside of the House than I can on the inside right now."

I can become a lobbyist!

"My main point was that this country was built on morals and religion," the indicted sleazeball told Time magazine with a straight face. He added that he spent "a lot of time in prayer" over the decision.

Yeah: Oh Jebus, please don't let them put me in PMITA prison...

'Let people see Christ through me," he said.

What a laugh. Tom, I don't even see you in Christ's bowel movements, you disgusting POS.