WTF Is It Now?!?

Another handjob from Howie
And the WaComPo. Conservative hack and Bush apologist wHoward Kurtz writes a creamy paean to conservative hack and Bush apologist Brit Hume, defending Hume's coverage of the swift-boating of John Kerry and getting a dig in at the America-hating press corps that "behaved badly . . . like a pack of jackals" when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and when the preznit commented on the New Orleans levee breach. You can almost hear wHowie's hand squelching around Hume's little peener before helpfully guiding him home to chocolatetown.

Fun fact: "As a boss, Hume is a tough taskmaster. He can be withering in his comments to young staffers, say those who know him, and has a strong temper, once throwing a pitcher of half-frozen orange juice against the wall. But, they say, his flashes of anger quickly pass."

How very psychotic.