WTF Is It Now?!?

Puppet theatre
"It's going to be hard to replace Scott, but nevertheless he made the decision and I accepted it. One of these days, he and I are going to be rocking in chairs in Texas and talking about the good old days^*," the Decider-in-Chief said at a news conference today. "Like, 'remember that time I had you go out and lie to the nation every day for like 3 years? ... that was awesome. Now let's go cut some brush!'"


^*Wtf ones are those???