Iran wants to talk - but Bush doesn't
Iran: "Dude, seriously - wtf? Let's do lunch."
Cap'n Crotchsock: "La la la! I can't hear you!"
Republican Senator Chuck Hagel: "I don't understand why we are not exercising all of our diplomatic options with Iran, and that begins with talking. Diplomacy is about talking, you little fuckwit."
Richard Armitage, Bush-the-Slightly-Smarter's Deputy Secretary of State: "It appears that the administration thinks that dialogue equates with weakness, that we've called these regimes 'evil' - either Iran or North Korea - and therefore we won't talk to them. Some people say talking would legitimize the regimes."
Bunnypants: "Cooties!!!"
World: "Asshat..."
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May 15, 2006
Posted by maru at 5/15/2006 12:16:00 PM
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