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This just in: Pasty slimeball Karl Rove has not been indicted yet. Believe me, I keep checking. Oh, and Bush is still an idiot -

Preznit Dignitude welcomes the US Winter Olympic team:

“We want to thank all the dudes of dudesses of the snowboarders who are here,” Bush said today at the South Lawn ceremony.

“That’s a little different,” snowboarder Kelly Clark said. “We don’t really use that one too much.”