WTF Is It Now?!?

Truthiness!
Turd Blossom polishes the biggest turd ever on Happy Fun Fantasy Planet --

"I'm absolutely confident," Rove said. "We're going to be just fine in the fall elections. And we're going to be fine because we stand for things that are important to stand for – strong national defense... a complete victory in the war on terrorism. We stand for economic policies that are pro-growth... fiscal restraint in the budget process."

A strong national defense? You're talking about our great border and port security? Our stretched-to-the-breaking-point armed services? What?

Complete victory in the war on terra? I think even the 'merica-hating Dems are for this. And for nabbing whazzizname, Osama. Dead or alive.

Economic policies that are pro-growth? What, tax cuts for the rich? trickle-down economics? FISCAL RESTRAINT IN THE BUDGET PROCESS!?!? Gah! LOL! Stop it! Stop #ucking with my head!!! Tell it to the National Debt! You shitheads have increased government spending more than any other administration in history!

:: breathe ::

'If it wasn't for the war, everyone would love the president.' And if it wasn't for his multiple convictions for child abuse and animal cruelty, everyone would adore my uncle Swen.

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Karl Rove the other day. Doesn't Karl Rove remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Rumsfeld, Condy Rice, and Bush just ... [pee noise] Just standing around pissing on him, and his piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard. So they call in Barbara Bush ..."
- bkennedy on the internets, channeling Bill Hicks.


Edit: Damn blogger keeps eating my post.