WTF Is It Now?!?

Nation's capital, NYC are low-risk targets, says braintrust at DHS
"Terrists already hit us once - why would they try again?" says agency spokesman Drooly McFuckwit.

"This is beyond moronic incompetence. This is raw, oozing evil." - BuzzFlash email.

The Department of Homeland Security has ranked Washington DC as a low-risk category of 'terrorist attack or catastrophe,' putting it in the bottom 25 percent of US states and territories - where it qualifies for a smaller grant than Montana, Wyoming, Hawaii, Utah and Rhode Island.

A DHS risk assessment sheet also said New York City had zero "national monuments and icons," putting the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the Brooklyn Bridge, the UN, the Chrysler Building, Ellis Island, Rockefeller Center, St Patrick's Cathedral, Radio City Music Hall, Central Park, that coffee shop from Seinfeld, and Madison Square Garden on the same level as the World's Biggest Lead-Paint Chip in Buttfuck, N Dakota.

Fun fact: Seeing increases in funding are 'five cities in Jeb Bush's Florida.' Tampa's one, I'm trying to find out what the others are.

Fun fact II: In a 2003 interview with the Ladies Home Journal, Dumbya told Peggy Noonan that during the late-night hours of Sept. 11, he and wife Pickles Stepford were hustled around the White House in their bedtime clothes because it was thought a jet was going to crash into the building. “[T]he day ended on a relatively humorous note,” he said. “We got a laugh out of it.”

#ucking psycho.