June 9, 2006

Turnin' the corner
Blah blah blah. While the Fightin' Keyboardists greased up and gleefully masturbated over Zarqawi's death - and condemning everyone who wasn't jerking off - gunmen kidnapped a senior Iraq oil official in Baghdad, Iraq officials planned to ban daytime driving in order to deter car bombings, and Taliban leader Mullah Omar warned that Zarqawi's death would not weaken the war. Oh, and Osama was probably recruiting another terrist or two.

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