WTF Is It Now?!?

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America's attorney general: moronic mouthbreather with a crush on the president, or goosestepping fascist? Uhhhhhhhhh, yes.

Alberto Gonzales is achieving something remarkable, even miraculous, as attorney general: He is making John Ashcroft look good.

There is no polite way to put this: Gonzales doesn't seem to have an adequate grasp of what's happening in his own department or much influence in setting administration policy. [T]he most disturbing aspect of Gonzales's tenure: his lack of independence from the president.

- Ruth Marcus, the WaPo.