July 21, 2006

Bush plans to build Arab "umbrella," WWI model airplane
Catapulting the propaganda

Although some conservatives have been fretting that Lebanese rocket fire and Israeli warplanes are making [Stupie McGameboy] look even MORE like a fucking candy-assed bonehead helpless, administration officials revealed to Time today that they have plans to harness the chaos as a "leadership moment" for Bush that could wind up helping his flagging goal of transforming the Middle East.
"Leadership moment." "Leadership moment." What an absolute pile of reeking bullshit. In other words, he's just sitting there watching Nickelodeon with a blank look on his face while his handlers are running around in a panic, scrambling to find some kind of solution. I'm sorry, but I just keep picturing him asking "why are Lesbians firing rockets at Jews?" with that just-struck-by-lightning look on his stupid chimpy phiz. Then slouching off somewhere to try and light his farts.

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