WTF Is It Now?!?

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Ripe for a terrist attack: what our DHS taxpayer money is protecting -

Old MacDonald’s petting zoo
Bean Fest
Nix’s Check Cashing
Amer. Society of Young Musicians
Trees of Mystery
Car Dealerships
Kennel Club and Poker Room
4 Cs Fuel and Lube
DPW Landfill
Kangaroo Conservation Center
Assyrian American Association
Association for the Jewish Blind
[university] Insect Zoo
Bourbon Festival
Jay’s Sporting Goods
Nestle Purina Pet food Plant
Auto Shop
Veterinary Clinic
Groundhog Zoo
Sweetwater Flea Market
High Stakes Bingo
Petting Zoo
Frontier Fun Park
Mule Day Parade
Amish Country Popcorn
Order of Elks National Memorial
Ice Cream Parlor
Bakery & Cookie Shop
Sears Auto Center
Casket Company
Bass Pro Shop
Muzzle Shoot Enterprise
Several Wal-Marts
Apple and Pork Festival
Yacht Repair Business
Anti-Cruelty Society
Tackle Shop
Elevator Company
UPS Store
Heritage Groups
Parcel Shop
YMCA Center
Brewery
Mail Boxes Etc

-a partial list posted by Ed at Attytood.