July 18, 2006

Homegrown terrorist
mAnn Coulter "jokes" that she sent that envelope of white powder to the New York Times.

The syphilitic skankho, who once said that the Times should have been blown up by Timothy McVeigh and that editor Bill Keller should be executed, was suspect numero uno when the paper received an envelope with powder inside.

"This thing makes all of Ann Coulter's comments a little less funny," said the Times source. "I wonder if she considers herself at all responsible when lunatics read her columns and she says that we should be killed."

So [the World Nut Daily's] Memo Pad went and asked her, sending an e-mail to her AOL account. And guess what? She not only responded, but claimed to be the sender of the mysterious powder.

"So glad to hear that the New York Times got my letter and that your friend at the Times thinks I'm funny," she wrote back. "Good luck in journalism and please send me your home address so we can stay in touch, too.
Fucking crazy bitch. I don't care if she's joking or not. Doesn't that make her a terrorist? Shouldn't she be investigated or something? Bah.

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