July 5, 2006

Now watch this drive...
Bush: Iraq timetable would dishonor troops, help terrorists

"We're not gonna cut an' run. We're stayin' the course," the AWOL War Preznit said yesterday. "As they stand up, we'll stand with 'em, then we'll stand down. We're makin' progress bringin' the enemy leaders to justice."

Yerp, progress, as the insurgency is in its last throes:

  • Bodies flood Baghdad morgue despite Zarqawi's death.

  • Gunmen have kidnapped Iraq's deputy electricity minister and 19 bodyguards.

  • Al-Zarqawi's death fails to stop bloodshed.

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    Sweating chimp, blowing sputum all over birthday cake, almost drops it (click to enlarge).
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