WTF Is It Now?!?

Bubble-Boy's carefully choreographed Katrina caper

He did not stray far from his script nor venture out of his motorcade as it sped past some of the worst destruction in the Lower Ninth Ward, where rows of gutted homes stood along deserted streets.

Instead, in a series of upbeat events designed to underscore progress, Mr. Bush struck an optimistic - and at times almost defiant - tone.

- the NY Times.