Celebrating a heckuva job
End of summer got you down? Cheer up! It’s Bushtemberfest!
Bushtemberfest, or the Festival of Fatal Fuckups, will give GOP-weary Americans a chance to celebrate the non-accomplishments of George W. Bush, the first president to let one major American city be devastated by terrorists and allow another one to drown, all within the space of a few years.
The observance will start with the anniversary of the flooding of New Orleans and climax with the anniversary of the destruction of the World Trade Center, during which time we will pray — loudly and publicly — that no other disasters befall us while we await the blessed day that King George and his menagerie of religious hucksters, corporate bandits and ideological grifters get their eviction notice...
The observance will start with the anniversary of the flooding of New Orleans and climax with the anniversary of the destruction of the World Trade Center, during which time we will pray — loudly and publicly — that no other disasters befall us while we await the blessed day that King George and his menagerie of religious hucksters, corporate bandits and ideological grifters get their eviction notice...
- The Opinion Mill, which is asking for ideas on how to best observe the holiday, such as "I’ll be celebrating by leaving my kids in the bathtub alone with the water running. When they start crying I’ll yell that I’ll be right there - then I’ll show up a week later!"
I'm not going to read the warnings or directions on the flea bombs the bf brought over, that way I can be totally poleaxed when the house explodes in roiling, stinky flames.
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