WTF Is It Now?!?

Gawd
'Nummy nummy numnums! Our manly war president is sooooo dreamy!!! Sluuuuuuurp!' - Hindrocket.

I saw this at Crooks and Liars and nearly wet my pants: powerlameblog's Assrocket gives a sloppy, goopy, enthusiastic handjob to Stupie McStinkypants -

"I had the opportunity this afternoon to be part of a relatively small group who heard President Bush talk, extemporaneously, for around forty minutes {Did that include fart jokes? - Ed.}. The conventional wisdom is that Bush is not a very good speaker. But up close, he is a great communicator, in a way that, in my opinion, Ronald Reagan was not. I have never seen a politician speak so evidently from the heart, about big issues - freedom, most of all.

Time out to vomit!

"I’ve sometimes worried about how President Bush can withstand the Washington snake pit and deal with a daily barrage of hate from the ignorant left that, in my opinion, dwarfs in both volume and injustice the abuse directed against any prior President."

Oh really. Any president? :: blowjob :: But... but... but.... Clinton!

This would be funnier if rebooblicans weren't so scary. And so fucking insane.