August 2, 2006

Oillll.... braiiiiiins... oily braiiiins....
The GOP, worried that Dick 'dick' Cheney could be "political poison," has been wheeling his creaky robot-zombie ass out of his secured bunker only sparingly, and almost always in the 'safest political battlegrounds' where it just doesn't matter, JABBS reports.


"You stinking bunch of pathetic peasants! I'll have you all shot! Now vote for this guy or I will destroy you!"
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