August 17, 2006

Well, that's OK then
"I wasn't calling him a monkey -- I was calling him a shithead!"

Nearly a week later, Senator/fuckwit George Allen comes up with the latest 'real' 'explanation.' Sounds like a load of caca to me -


What does Macaca really mean? Three Virginia Republicans confirmed that several Allen campaign aides and advisers are telling allies that the word was a made-up, off-the-cuff neologism that these aides occasionally used to refer to S.R. Sidarth well before last Saturday's videotaped encounter.

According to two Republicans who heard the word used, "macaca" was a mash-up of "Mohawk," referring to Sidarth's distinctive hair {???? - Ed.}, and "caca," Spanish slang for excrement, or "shit."

Said one Republican close to the campaign: "In other words, he was a shit-head, an annoyance." Allen, according to Republicans, said it was the first word that came to his mind when he spied Sidarth at the weekend's event.


What a great explanation if it were true! "The first thing I thought of when I saw him was 'shit'!" Jebus.

"So, 'welcome to America, shithead,' is a defense? In what world?" - Brad Levinson.

Macaca gear here. 30% of profits will be donated to the campaign of Sen. Allen's opponent, Democratic challenger Jim Webb.

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