September 29, 2006


"Bush says, 'The party of FDR, the party of Harry Truman, has become the party of cut-and-run.' I guess that means the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower has become the party of cronyism, lies, perpetual fear and incompetence?"

- headline on the intarwebs.


Bunnypants, unable to handle the truth, resorts to name-calling
Preznit Integritude divides, not unites in face of new, confirmed reports of his incompetency and outright lying.

Faced with new intelligence reports by his own agencies that show without a shadow of a doubt that Iraq is fueling terrorism rather than countering it, a crazed Preznit Liar could do no better than denounce Democrats "for becoming the party of cut and run."

"See, we gotta fight 'em over there so we don't hafta fight 'em over here. We gotta stay th' course. An' an' an' if somebody from al Qaeda is callin' somebody over here, we wanna know about it. September 11th."

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi responded (paraphrasing):

“The President needs to work on his slogans. ‘Cut and run’ is no more true than was ‘Mission Accomplished.’ After three and a half years of fighting and the loss of more than 2,700 of our troops, the American people deserve a plan that is going to work in Iraq, not this same old meaningless bullshit. Jackass."
"George Bush has no credibility left on national security," said Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid.

"16 of your own agencies, doofus!" Sen. Chuck Schumer added. "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

- m

"I'm the Decider! Me!"
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