September 25, 2006

Green Party candidate off Pa. ballot
"Amanda Hugankiss, Phil McCrackin and Heywood Jablowme do not reside in the grand state of Pennsylvania," says judge.

Mwwaahahahahahaha! A judge today ordered Carl Romanelli's name removed from the November ballot because his party didn't have enough signatures. From real people.

Carl Romanelli's candidacy had been challenged by state Democrats. Romanelli's bid was backed by Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Anal Leakage), who hoped that Romanelli could siphon votes from his Democratic opponent, state Treasurer Bob Casey.

Santorum has consistently trailed Casey in polls.

"Woot!"
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