Hugo Chavez tells the UN he can smell the stink of farting devil Bush
Chavez: is he correct? Or is Dick Cheney the real Satan?
It's amazing how much time and energy the cable news networks wasted spent on this yesterday, on a guy who's a freakin' crackpot. I mean, so what?! What's the big deal?? It hardly merited a sentence, let alone all the bloviating interviews and segments they ran. But since this site does not constitute the most trusted name in news, we can afford to give him a blurb. Besides, he's funny.
The US government is the "first enemy" of its people, Chavez told the UN yesterday. "Their freedoms are restricted through the Patriot Act. They are sent to die in Iraq for no reason. The people of the United States are being deceived."
As he was exiting the U.N. building in New York, Chavez told reporters that Bush is not a legitimate president because he "stole the elections."Today, during a tour of Harlem, Chavez said "Bush is an alcoholic, a sick man with a lot of hang-ups. He walks like John Wayne. He doesn't know anything about politics, he got there because of Daddy."
"He is therefore a dictator," Chavez said.
In an interview later with CNN, Chavez said he had good relations with President Clinton, but of Bush he said, "With this cowboy you can't even talk ... the Texan who walks around shooting from the hip."
Now back to our regularly-scheduled program...
"Pull muh finger! Heh heh."
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