WTF Is It Now?!?

Huntin' wassisname down
Bin Laden may have died of typhoid a month ago, a French report says.

“According to a reliable source, Saudi security services are now convinced that Osama bin Laden is dead,” said the intelligence report.

A senior WH official said of the information, "I wouldn't hold your breath," leaving room for an October surprise by the misadministration.