WTF Is It Now?!?

Skepticism as Bush calls for unity
In a televised address from the Oval Office last night, Farty McGameboy worked mightily to brainwash the public that only by voting republican can we be safe from any more terrist attacks.

"Winning this war will require the determined efforts of a unified country," he bleated.

But Americans are growing increasingly skeptical of Bush's handling of the "war against terra"...

America-haters say Bush politicizing terrorism
In a swing district of Colorado, Dems, Independents and even republicans aren't buying Chimpy McLiar's terrism scare card.

[I]nterviews over the last three days here found Republicans, Democrats and independents all expressing degrees of skepticism about Mr. Bush’s motives in delivering a set of high-profile speeches on terrorism and the war in Iraq two months before Election Day.

“I think people already have their minds made up,” said former Bush supporter Michael Mason. “The whole thing could end tomorrow, and they would still hate his guts. The damage has been done.”

Republicans are resurrecting the “same old plays from the same old playbook,” said Democrat Ed Perlmutter. “The war on terror is clearly an important subject, but they have made a mess of it.”

“I think it is a calculated attempt on the part of the president and Karl Rove to push terrorism before the election,” said Patrick Bassett, a Democrat.

Robin Dodich, a retired teacher and self-described independent who was part of a small group of antiwar protesters along the parade route, called Mr. Bush’s recent actions disgusting.

“Republicans believe their party is in trouble and they want to help their campaigns,” Ms. Dodich said. “It is almost like Bush is frantic.”