WTF Is It Now?!?

There he goes again
War criticism 'validates the strategy of the terrorists,' Cheney snarls

On "Meet the Press" yesterday scaremongering cyborg Dick Cheney enabled the terrists by terrorizing the American people attacked critics, saying Nazi-symp Islamofascist appeasers are 'emboldening [our] adversaries.'

He also defended the invasion of Iraq, saying the administration would have done "exactly the same thing" even "if it knew beforehand" that Iraq did not have WMDs, which, since they did know beforehand that Iraq did not have WMDs, temporarily disrupted a portion of the space-time continuum.

Though 9/11 happened on their watch, Cheney said the misadministration had done a "pretty good job" of protecting the US against another terrorist attack, growling that "part of my job is to scare the bejeezus focus upon getting republicans elected what the terrorists may have in store for us," such as "the possibility of a cell of al-Qaeda in the midst of one of our own cities with a nuclear weapon, or a biological agent. In that case, you'd be dealing -- for example, if on 9/11 they'd had a nuke instead of an airplane, you'd have been looking at a casualty toll that would rival all the deaths in all the wars fought by Americans in 230 years. You would all be dead if it weren't for the GOP, you America-hating pussy."

He stuck Tim Russert's bloody femurs in his ears when the host tried to bring up the pre-9/11 warning handed to the president entitled Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the US.

Cheney did admit, though, that he was wrong in 2005 when he declared the insurgency "in its last throes."

"I don't think anybody could have anticipated such a long insurgency!" the vice president chirped, ripping out Russert's jugular.

Democrats reacted with scorn to Cheney's comments.

"Jebus, what a touch-hole. Sounds like somebody needs to get his jumper cables cleaned," said Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid.


"You weren't using that trachea, were you, Tim?"
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