"Bush's men snarled like wild animals"
In the lead-up to the Iraq war, Preznit Poopypants' grownup advisers were at one another's throats in "surreal" meetings as GameBoy McDumbass constantly fidgeted but otherwise sat there like a total stupe and did nothing.
After Saddam fell, all Bunnypants got from his advisors were "some upbeat stories, exaggerated good news and a good time had by all," while vice president and frothing cyborg Dick 'dick' Cheney complained to his good oil buddy Saudi Prince Bandar Bush "Who do they think they are? I was reelected, too."
- m
"You gotta be playful with Unca Rummy, Condo!"
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October 1, 2006
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