But... but.. but... Clinton!
Serial adulterer Newt Gingrich says Democratic sex scandals have been far worse than the lurid, steamy, hot gay cybersex messages sent to teenage congressional pages by pederast and predator Mark Foley.
"What we don't have to do is allow our friends on the left to lecture us on morality," the twice-divorced, ethically-challenged blowhard said yesterday, masturbating quietly as a young intern walked past.
Fun fact: "Often implicit in the [newly-revealed Foley] chats is an exchange of professional advancement in exchange for sex."
October 5, 2006
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