Crist denies trysts
GOP frontrunner: I have never had sex with that man, Jason Wetherington.
Or that other man, Bruce Jordan. Or that other man, Phil McCrackin. Or that other man...
Charlie Crist, the family-values/traditional marriage frontrunner in the Florida governor's race, is denying that a) he had sex with GOP staffer Jason Wetherington; b) his 'long-term partner' is a man; c) he's had sex with any man; d) he has pet gerbils; and e) he's gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless he's lying.
Fun fact: almost nobody believes him. Except maybe about the gerbils.
- m 
October 26, 2006
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