WTF Is It Now?!?

FBI examining Foley's overtly sexual e-mails to underage boys
"How's my favorite young stud doing? Did any girl give you a handjob this weekend? Or did you spank it yourself? It must feel great spurting in a towel."

And then it gets worse.

With GOP leaders scrambling to contain the political fallout from the latest Washington sex scandal, the FBI is examining Republican Rep. Mark Foley's sexually explicit e-mails to teenage boys to see if any federal laws were broken. The exchanges have proven to be too graphic for broadcast networks to mention or even quote.

Democrats demanded that investigators determine whether Republican leaders tried to cover up Foley's actions for political reasons.

"The attorney general should open a full-scale investigation immediately," Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid said in a statement, including whether GOP leaders "knew there was a problem and ignored it to preserve a congressional seat this election year."

Nancy Pelosi spokeswoman Jennifer Crider late Sunday said that [House Speaker Denny] Hastert "seems more concerned by who revealed the Republican leadership coverup of Mr. Foley's Internet stalking of an underage child than he was about ensuring the children entrusted to the House were protected."

And now, from the Aw, gee, it wasn't his fault, poor guy! department: Gay pedophile and republican pervert Foley has checked into alcohol rehab. Next: ex-Rep. Foley finds Jebus.

Speaking of accountability, check out this unbelievable piece of crap spewed by Newt Gingrich:

"[H]ad they [GOP Congressional leaders] overly aggressively reacted to the initial round, they would have also been accused of gay bashing."

Quite a stretch, there, Newt. Be careful you didn't rupture something. Like your dignity.

Meanwhile, constituents in Foley's district weighed in:

"It's the result of society's acceptance of homosexuality," said enraged Republican Fred Cisewski, 72, of Palm Beach Gardens.

Ernest Williamson, 62, a Palm Beach Gardens donor to the Republican Party, said the timing of the scandalous revelations makes him want to contribute more to the party in its time of need. He said he's disgusted with Foley. But he's also convinced that Democrats orchestrated the timing of the news.

"Sure he did something he shouldn't have done, but I'm also sure the Democrats did their dirtiest to dig this up right before the election," said Williamson, as he sipped espresso with his wife, Ursula, a fellow Republican, while reading a Sunday newspaper about the scandal. Both voted for Foley and plan to vote for whoever takes his place.

Jebus fucking Christ. These people fucking scare me.

- m