Foley loaded
The entire column of DemoUnderground's Top 10 Conservative Idiots this week is dedicated to the Masturgate scandal. I urge you all to read it and pass it around. It's a beaut! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw up... I know I almost did, especially when I read this - it's part of an article from September, before the scandal broke:
In a pivotal year, GOP plans to get personalYeah, well they sure as hell did that! Ahem. Sorry.
Republicans are planning to spend the vast majority of their sizable financial war chest over the final 60 days of the campaign attacking Democratic House and Senate candidates over personal issues and local controversies, GOP officials said.Uh-huh. Karma's a bitch, innit, guys. How's it feel? 'Cause it feels fucking beautiful over here!
The National Republican Congressional Committee, which this year dispatched a half-dozen operatives to comb through tax, court and other records looking for damaging information on Democratic candidates, plans to spend more than 90 percent of its $50 million-plus advertising budget on what officials described as negative ads.
Fun fact: Republicans knew of Foley's sexual messages to teenage pages in 2000. Those sneaky Dems...
Fun fact 2: Rep. John Shimkus, the Republican head of the Page Board - which in itself sounds dirty - approved of a "slave auction" where the highest bidder among the pages would win a private lunch with predator/pederast Mark Foley.
Shimkus... sounds like a rather embarrassing condition of the peener, after it comes in contact with too much santorum. Hey Doc, can you help me? I got some kinda raging infection on th' privates an' it left the ol' folerator all shimkusated. Geez, it burns. And what's with all the pus?
- m
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