WTF Is It Now?!?

Has-Tard blames ABC, Democrats, Gnomes for Foley scandal

As usual, the Rethugs never make mistakes. Everything bad is always the fault of other people. Rush Limburger even managed to blame those slutty House pages for enticing Mark Foley. You know they only came to Washington for one thing. God forbid they should get a learning experience without having to worry about fending off the advances of a powerful older Congressman.

And the Democrats, oh, yeah. They're really stirring things up. Actually they're sitting tight and watching the piranha pool depopulate itself. It's even better than that program about the jackals on the Discovery Channel! (Oops, didn't mean to offend the piranha and jackal communities. Just a metaphor! Y'all are actually kind of boring compared to what's going on now!)

--dg












"And we'd have succeeded if it weren't for you meddling kids!"