WTF Is It Now?!?

Hastert: Foley scandal is a liberal conspiracy to ‘get to me’ and ‘affect our election’
Your election??

Yerp. Caught us. Even though Dems were not told of Foley's penchant for hot gay pederasty, it was a lieberal conspiracy to plant some poor kid, wait for Foley to do something - or maybe force him to! - then cover up his sick predations for a few years, just so we could influence the 2006 midterm elections. Hell, maybe we even got that priest to allegedly molest him when he was a kid! Yeah, that's the ticket.

Jebus, Denny, you sound just as unhinged as your rabid hate-radio druggie friend Rush Limpbaugh. You're the Speaker of the House of Representatives of the United States, man - not some drooling, tinfoil-hatted schlub with three teeth and a car up on cinderblocks in your front yard. Shame on you.