WTF Is It Now?!?

In other news...
"CNN is reporting that former Congressman Mark Foley's instant messages were not only sexually inappropriate, but were also full of typos. In his own defense, Foley said, 'It's hard to type with one hand.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The real battle now is how the GOP leadership handled the allegations. My guess is with some sort of latex glove." --Jon Stewart

"As we learned after Katrina, Republicans aren't the finger-pointing types. Well, that was then. Today, it's the Republicans' own house that is flooded, and apparently the liquid is jism." --Jon Stewart

"But in fairness to the Republicans, let me just throw this out -- who invented the Internet? That's right -- Al Gore, a Democrat. If it wasn't for him, none of this would have happened. Run with it, Fox News." --Jimmy Kimmel

"And House Speaker Dennis Hastert is under fire because he claims if he was told about Foley's sex scandal a few years ago, he doesn't remember it. Really? How bad is the rest of the Republicans' behavior if news of one having cybersex with teenage boys isn't that memorable?" --Jay Leno, in between 'Clinton's cock' jokes.

And Bob Geiger has the Saturday toons up!