October 10, 2006

Look! A-bombs!
Tiny-peenered toerags Denny "sperm whale" Hastert and Rep. Tom "predator protector" Reynolds chicken out of appearing at fundraiser for adulterous, abusive a-hole Don 'Chokie' Sherwood, R-Sanctityofmarriage.

Fun fact: Rep "sure wood" Sherwood had a 29-year-old mistress until two years ago, when he tried to strangle her in his Capitol Hill apartment. She alleged in a lawsuit that the 64-year-old Sherwood beat her "throughout their five-year affair."

Fun fact 2: Rep. Reynolds - the same man who knew about predator/pederast Mark Foley but begged him to run again anyway - kept Sherwood in his leadership position even after he found out about Donny's penchant for using his mistress as a screaming, bloody punching-bag.

- m

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