WTF Is It Now?!?

SPEAKER DENNIS HASTERT DISPATCHES EMERGENCY MEMO TO PAGES

"In lieu of recent events, it is imperative that all pages be clear on their respective Representative's intent when communicating by e-mail, instant message or via traditional verbal form."

so. . .

Message: "How did U become such a HOT young STUDDZOR?"
Translation: Please make a list of your high school accomplishments and attach it to a copy of your transcript so that my secretary can write a letter of recommendation to the university of your choice.

--dg

(from whitehouse.org)














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