November 1, 2006

Changin' the course!
Makin' progr... Over 40 people have been reported kidnapped in Iraq.

As the Iraq war continues to go "remarkably well," a suicide car bomber kills 23 people in a Baghdad wedding party - including nine children - and wounds 19 others.

Adjustin' our tactics, Rumsfeld OKs plan to increase cannon fodder in Iraq.

Adapting to win, Central Command reports Iraq is very close to chaos, with both the army and police "ineffectual" and “violence at all-time high, spreading geographically.”

Fun fact: the Air Force has requested extra funds to help pay to transport growing numbers of troops being killed and wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Fun fact 2:
Awol McFuckhead left one of our soldiers behind enemy lines when the Iraqis ordered Bush to pull our guys out of Sadr City.

- m

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