Church board agrees: Haggard a homo
Preznit Jebus McValues' "spiritual consigliere" has been righteously thrown out on his well-used ass by an independent oversight board after they determined 'the influential evangelist had committed "sexually immoral conduct."' Not that there's anything wrong with that, unless you're also a hypocrite, a liar, and married.
"Our investigation and Pastor Haggard's public statements have proven without a doubt that he has committed sexually immoral conduct," the board said in a statement.
"Verdict's in - your buddy's a rump-ranger."
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November 5, 2006
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